Things that are far more annoying than they ought to be:
Misquito bites on the tips of your elbows
Your freaky jazz musician neighbor assuming that if you let the dog out, you're up, therefore playing the worst music in the world quite loudly is fair game
Not being able to get at the coffee cake crumbs at the bottom of the bowl with my fork
The length of time it takes Mark to shower
The Chance-hair-plus-Grace-hair-plus-dust build-up on our floor