Dear Self,
I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but just because you have two more school-free weeks DOES NOT mean you have no responsibilities. You have a 25 page draft of your PRP paper due on the 15th and you have to take a calculus validation exam on the 20th. You are completely unprepared for both of these tasks, having put, at most, an hour of work into each of them so far over your break. Also, you have to work three days next week and three the week after. Also there are a million and one house projects it would be great if you could get done during your time off, and you need to check out a gym.
Get on it. Stop reading stupid books (has anyone read "The Nanny Diaries"? It's hilarious!) and watching TV.
I mean this with all due respect.
Love,
Self