From Frog.
What is your favorite word?
Evervescent
What is your least favorite word?
Squirm, squish, pretty much anything with a squ sound
What turns you on?
Full mouths, the smell of that brown herbal conditioner, thunderstorms, Macy Gray's voice
What turns you off?
Feeling like I'm being scrutinized, having a full stomach
What sound or noise do you love?
Someone else's breathing while they sleep, real laughter, prayer or incantations
What sound or noise do you hate?
Vacuum cleaners
What is your favorite curse word?
Ass
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Midwife, personal shopper
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Beautician
If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Hey there darlin', come see some folks who have missed you...