Another meme I ganked from Frog


1) My uncle once: won a national 40-and-over caber toss.

2) Never in my life: have I been off the North American continent

3) When I was five: I had the world's worst haircut

4) High school was: not as bad as it could have been.

5) Fire is: hot?

6) I once saw: a herd of elk from about 10 feet away.

7) There's this woman I know who: has no pigment around/in her lips.

8) Once, at a bar: I got kicked out for complimenting the bartender's ass (not my finest moment).

9) By noon I'm usually: wishing I had different job.

10) Last night: I stayed home writing a product proposal and watching decorating shows.

11) If I only had: more willpower.

12) Next time I go to church: will probably be someone's wedding.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: I learned a lot and was exposed to a lot I wouldn't otherwise have been.

14) What worries me most: is complacency.

15) When I turn my head left: I see closet doors and a collage art calendar.

16) When I turn my head right: I see the Reef Blue wall.

17) You know I'm lying when: I say I'm not scared.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: um...naps? I was in elementary school.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Beatrice.

20) By this time next year: I will have better eating habits and I doable exercise routine.

21) I have a hard time understanding: math.

22) You know I like you if: I'd ever rather be with you than be by myself.

23) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mom.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: have nothing in common that I can think of.

25) Take my advice, never: start drinking Pepsi.

26) My ideal breakfast is: ice cream.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: my grandmother's house.

28) Why doesn't everyone: try to be nice to each other?

29) If you spend the night at my house: help youself to whatever you'd like, but pick up your goddamn towel.

30) I'd stop my wedding: if there was any mention of obeying.

31) The world could do without: superpowers with facist governments.

32) My favorite blonde is: a Labrador.

33) If I do anything well, it's: organize things.

44) And by the way: I still love my new house.

45) The last time I was drunk, I: was surrounded by women I had only just met. And felt totally safe.


So, you've bagged the church plan for now? Or are you going to a wedding on Saturday? ;) Also, yeah. That was a BIG bottle of wine, IIRC. :)

I have bagged the church plan, for the time being. I am back to trying to get with God in my own head. Whether that will be any more successful I don't know, but at least I won't have to get up early on Sundays for it. :)

typo police say: you spelled "Fascist" wrong. Though I think "facist" might be a good word to describe a leadership that is much better at lying to your face than respecting, say, basic human rights. Of course, if -I- had a fascist government, it'd be way cool. Because we'd have BETTER UNIFORMS.

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