What if No One's Watching?

Today, I will likely do several memes. This one is taken from Bitch, Ph.D.:

Erudite Redneck wants to know what's in your pockets. Being as I am a femmey woman, I tend not to carry things in my pockets, so in the interests of equal time, here's the list of things in my purse.

1. A paperback book, The Working Poor: Invisible in America
2. An allergy shot receipt
3. A pot of Cake Kiss lip gloss
4. A Zyrtec
5. A blue pen
6. A black pen
7. Sunglasses
8. Keys
9. Cell phone
10. My calendar
11. A National Security Series lecture brochure attached to my calendar with a mechanical pencil
12. A small notebook
13. My wallet
14. A coin purse with two tampons, nail clippers, and tweezers in it
15. A mini lint roller
16. A generic asprin bottle with generic Advil and migraine pills in it
17. Two tubes of chapstick, one Cool Cherry Softlips, one from my dentist
18. A Starbucks receipt
19. 20 pennies, 3 nickles, 3 dimes, 4 quarters

I should really carry less shit.

Your turn. What's in your pockets and/or purse?