Dear Self,
I hope you enjoyed that lunchtime shopping trip binge you just went on, as well as the one you went on yesterday, and the one the day before that, because you are done now. Done. There is no need for this type of behavior. It makes you feel bad. It fills your house with shit you don't need. It supports evil corporations. And it makes your finances a mess, even when you have every advantage in the world. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, as I know you are. I have allowed you to resist changing for far too long. The time of the cash-only economy has begun.
Fuck you,
Yourself.
Comments (3)
I thought, for a long time there, that you were writing an angry letter to the author, "Will Self", and I was like, "Grace sure hates that guy's shopping habits!" If you want, you could send the stuff you bought to me as, y'know, presents. I do love me some presents.
Posted by simonmaxhill | February 15, 2006 1:52 PM
Wait, more to the point: what are you going to do instead of buying stuff? I hope it isn't something that will improve you. Don't improve! I disapprove of it!
Posted by simonmaxhill | February 15, 2006 1:57 PM
You know, I really need to write a similar letter to myself. I totally feel your pain. I have this problem too. A lot.
Posted by Sofiya | February 15, 2006 11:05 PM