I just read Mrs. Bossa's Top 7 Unlikely Style Icons post. After I wiped the tears from my eyes, I knew I had to do my own.
Unintentionally, I assure you, I occasionally channel super-substitute Viola Swamp:
I never quite mean to look like an elephant, but some days I do see a bit of Ganesha:
Then, of course, there are those unfortunate Church Lady occasions...
None of those, however, are as embarrassing as my penchant for the false-modest emo downturned eyes. Oh yes, my friends, I have my Morrissey days.
Who am I missing? Leave me a comment with an unlikely fashion influence you've identified, and I'll be sure to add it! After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at anybody!